confusing and funny sms

recently i love to send sms.. thanks to digi Super SMS plan, i can send unlimited sms to my friends.. haha..
i receive many sms before,some were very funny but too bad it is in chinese.. not all my friends know how to read chinese, so i translate the msg and send to them...(think back, i felt that i too free and spendding time doing stupid thing instead of studying hahaha)
well there is one sms i love the most, since it is in chinese, i translate it and fwd to many ppl (and i realize the sms is spreading at whole anson, muahaha.. happy to know that my translation sms are spreading widely lol)

the story of the sms is like this:

a crazy man tell a story of himself:
i marry with a woman who has a daughter. Then later, my father marrymy wife daughter's.. so my step-daughther had become my step-mum and my dad had become my step-daughter-in-law. Two year later, my wife born a boy, the boy is my step-mum, same mum but different dad's younger brother. The boy call me dad, but i want the boy to call me uncle.. not soon later, my dad which is my step-daughter-in-law born a kid, the kid is my younger brother but he have to call me grandpa. At the same time, ia m my wife's husband which is my step-mum's mum, which also can be known as my gramdma. So, i am myself's grandpa.
Therefore i gone crazy...

lol.. this sms quite confusing huh.. it take time to understand.. my english quite noob, so i hope i dint translate wrong.. haha (don;t point out my mistake if got any haha)

another sms is:

a short story about SEE and SAW.. One day, SEE saw sea but SAW dint see sea.. SEE saw sea and jumped into sea.. SAW dint see sea but jumped into the sea.. SEE saw SAW in sea and SAW saw SEE in sea.. SEE SAW both saw sea and both SAW SEE were happy to see sea.. haha.. don't confuse, confuse other...

this see saw story is fwd by one of my friend.. so i want to remake this story...

a short story of Who and You

one day You bumped into Who and say
You:hi, who are you?
Who:erm.. i am who.. but who are you?
You:yea i am asking who are you. and i am you!!
Who:you are not me and i am who!!
You: i know i am not you but i am you.. why u keep asking me who are you?
Who:i am not asking you who am i.. but i am who...and you are not me!!
You:you say you are not asking me who are you, but you keep on asking.. i say already, i am You not you!!
Who:you are not me!!! and i am who!!!!
and they keep on who are you, i am you and i am who until they got into a fight and end up in police station...
the end


haha.. now i realize im wuite creative also (psps)
read until now but dint get confuse? you are so geng!! lol even me myself dont know crap until where ady...
ok lo.. next time think of something good to confuse you again.. muahahaha

五月天 后青春期的诗

期待了好久，五月天终于发了他们的“后青春期的诗“。 超好听哦！！ 果然没让我失望。 嘿嘿嘿！！
这次的专辑并没有好像上次那张那么悲伤。哈哈~我比较喜欢快了一点的歌。

我真的有那么的喜欢五月天吗？应该不是啦，只是他们的歌琛经感动到我。从五月天的歌，教了我好多东西耶。 很跨长吗？但都是真的，他们的歌琛经给过我感觉到我可以拥有小小的梦想。以前，当我感到很难过的时候，就是五月天的歌，把我伤心的事都忘了。有些歌，如果你真得很用心的去听，你可以感觉得到那首歌有一种莫名奇妙的 feel 吸引到你。五月天就是酱吸引到我。那因该是以前听他们歌时候的感觉吧。现在，可能长大了，感觉也越来越来难找回来，再加上度炸的想法，以前的我就离我越来越远。但这都是每个人都必须经过的一个长大的过程吧！

两年前的‘为爱而生’应该是为了石头快要出生的宝宝而唱的吧。这次的专辑给我感觉到在唱着年轻人的生活和希望。

歌曲列表
01突然好想你
02生存以上 生活以下
03你不是真正的快乐
04爆肝
05噢买尬
05噢买尬
06出头天
07我心中尚未崩坏的地方
08春天的呐喊
09夜访吸血鬼
10如烟
11后青春期的诗
12笑忘歌

词曲:阿信

然我们用心去了解每一首歌的意义吧。 但最重要的是要听哦。

too much hope, too much pressure

hmmm what a nice phrase.. i learn it from my father... suppose to say my father scold me with that... he said to me two time before.. ' hey!! everyone [fan tao] do ppl but you [fan gao] do ppl'.. hmmm.. he said so because, i love to sleep and the way i do thing also quite lazy(superb lazy)... i lay in sofa watch tv, eat also laying, read book also laying, very seldom see me sitting at home, except when im using computer.. haha

i started to learn lesson from the phrase my father give it to me.. well today i went to school and everyone in my class started to skip school since attandence are not going to take anymore.... there are only 4 ppl in my class who are still very hard working to come... haha.. acctually i like the feeling of my class atmosphere today, quite and calm.. atleast i manage to study 3chapter( chap1 to chap3 ==) of my genereal paper1... study chemistry and math.. well then, i will keep it up and fight for it.. i mean fight for STPM...

i remember, i dream i gotten my STPM result and i get 2A.. so happy with it.. this make me really wanna make the dream come true.. although there are only left around 1 month time before the exam.. i hope i can cover every subject...

i study and study and study, yesterday, i try to remember what i study last month and i found out i forget everything.. haih.. how i hope, there will be a ppl help me.. how to help me? wwll, i hope there can be a person, close friends if can, scold me... look down on me... say to me
'aiya, see your trial result also can know, you cant score well for STPM la, give up ba'
or
'i wonder what are you doing in here, there aer a more suitable place for you lo.. THE STORE will always open their big door waiting for you'
lol
XD

too harsh? yep!! this is what i want.... maybe this will make me angry and i want to prove to everyone that i can do it.. I REALLY CAN DO IT!!!!

too many ppl put alot of hope on me.. they still thought i can do it, since im too 'clever'... some even say atleast 3A u can get...and i stunt... and thought, i havent show u my report card since i enter form6, once i show you, you sure take back what you had said just now... hahaha... pressure started can be felt as time pass.. with the hope my parent, my relative and my parent friends(huh?), i started to get nervous for the exam..
huh!!! i still want to enter UNIVERSITY, find a good job with HIGH PAID salary..
so crap too much and day dreaming too much everday are no use, i better start to fan tao.. yea!!

another big step that i had take to start fan tao~ing is:

1.go to school everyday(huh!! hope i can do it, u must be thinking what the point of going school since teacher are not going to teach anymore.. well well your thinking are too narrow, stay at home will make me felt sleepy or end up playing computer game or watch tv, so i rather wake up a bit early and spend 5hour at school, maybe i can study at there)

2.start to ignore my friends(erm, i mean not going out with them, and cancel all the party invitation.. sorry ya.. hehe)


promise to myself: not to let down my father and mother hope on me...
crap of the day:'fan tao' dun 'fan gao'(read it in canton) |fight dont sleep|

a blog a day keep all my emo away

i've try to control it.. but i cant... the emotional will just suddenly pop up and i wanted to be alone and remain silent..... hmmmm... but then, i have found a way to recover my feeling again.. writing blog and crap out loud... lol


is like started yesterday, i dont know why, i suddenly think back something negetively, feel sad.. somemore my brother talking his 'sam si' his problem and story with my younger brother.. ==..then i go and delete my friendster account.. the reason i delete it because of emo~ing, but the main reason is because i wanted to delete some one,( cannot be said someone, should say alot of ppl).. hei hei.. well this friends can be say close and cant be say too friendly also.. anyway, in conclusion i deleted it, erm i mean i canceled my account... did i regreted it? NO! until now i feel quite happy with my decision.. haha... still contacting with my other close and real friends through msn, so deleted friendster account wont bring any big different.. Ah!! got, atleast i wont open it everyday(started to addicted into it).. i dont want end up to become a slave of internet.. nonono... i dont want to get addicted into it.. my life seems like boring with sleeping and computer everyday.. haha.. its time to study and take a nice and deep breath of the world..

recently every evening, started around 4 to 5 pm, raining unstop.. sometime will continue until de morning.. is a good thing indeed.. haha.. i love cold weather... so dear god, plz continue spread rain everyday ( om ni tuo fo) not amen coz im a buddhist...

promise to myself: sleep less, online less, emo less, smile more, talk more, happy more, study more.. +U+U(add oil and add fire....kebakaran? lol)
crap of the day: a blog a day keep all my emo away~~
hmm shud i change it, blogging everyday will keep me addicted too.. muahaha... whatever la..

吴克群 - 残废 (Disable)

吴克群 - 残废

爱里行动不便　　追不上你的美　　
脚步再快跟不上你的嘴　　分开我骗了谁　　
想擦掉你的脸　　
擦不掉痛却更明显　　
你说你要的世界　　
在很远　　我不了解　　
分手就分手　　别把话说得太美　　
我像个残废飞不出你的世界　　
借不到一点安慰　　
为什么你拼命后退　　
退到了边界　结果我没了　　
知觉　就连痛都嫌浪费　　在爱里残废　
非弄得伤痕累累　　累到我无力在追　
最怕你突然要挽回　　回到了原点　　
原点却又像终点　　然后　多痛一遍　
爱你心都不变　追不上你的美　
脚步再快跟不上你的嘴　分开我骗了谁　　
想擦掉你的脸　　擦不掉头却更明显　
你说你要的世界　　在很远　　我不了解　　
分手就分手　　别把话说得太美　
我像个残废飞不出你的世界　
借不到一点安慰　
为什么你拼命后退　
退到了边界　结果我没了　
知觉　就连痛都嫌浪费　在爱里残废　
非弄得伤痕累累　累到我无力在追　
最怕你突然要挽回　回到了原点　　
原点却又像终点　　然后　　多痛一遍　　
我像个残废飞不出你的世界　　
借不到一点安慰　　为什么你拼命后退　　
退到了边界　结果我没了　　知觉　　
就连痛都嫌浪费　　在爱里残废　　
非弄得伤痕累累　　累到我无力在追　　
最怕你突然要挽回　　回到了原点　
原点却又像终点　　然后　　多痛一遍　　
我像个残废　　在爱里残废


yeah another song i search... although abit old but then i love the music
the music talk about broken love until the person become disable to live on...
huh!! love hurt so much? well, sorry i dont know!! haha....

but the other theory of mine that can make a ppl 'disable' is friendship.. most of my friends put friendship before love( i guess this is because they havent in love before? haha jkjk)..

actually i think of alot of thing to write, but once i open blog to write, my mind when blank...
wish my friends can be ok soon.. everyone can felt angry, just dont just remember the bad thing that your friends done to you, think back the time you guys have time together.. maybe this will make you feel better..

enjoy da songs!!

卢广仲-100种生活 (100 type of life style)

整个世界 停止 不转动 很寂寞
走在海边 数着 萤火虫 好困惑
想要的生活怎么有一百种
不想掉进这深深 漩涡
整个海洋 摆动 柔软地 举起我
孤独给我 自由 忧郁得好感动
想要的生活怎么有一百种
该怎么走 谁来告诉我 wow
每当我背对星空
抱着地球
发现自己其实脆弱 不敢说
当我背对星空
不断摸索
爱情渐渐萎缩 我猜不透
无边的宇宙 哪里有我(想)要的生活
一百种
要在很久很久以后才懂
一百种 生活

i love this song alots...
the melody, the way the singer sing that song.. all very ho tia(very nice to be listen) haha...
the title 100 types of life style, make me wonder of the life style i have now

hmmm my life style can be said boring, also can be say fun...
sometime good and sometime bad.. well how can anyone get good thing the whole life right!!
compare my life style with my family and friends, i think my life were quite boring also.. what to do.. the person ownselves also a boring ppl...
well stsrt it by talking bout my brothers

my tai lou
how to say him.. he is quite interesting guys.. sometimes i envy of him.. the way he talk, jokes and do stupid stuff, i wonder where he can think of all this thing.. i think he live in a happy life style.. with lots of friends that can crap and 'fai' together with him.. he is so talented.. hmm i mean for certain reason, he can do whatever thing.. he is just older than me for 2 years old but the gap between us are so biiiiiiiiiig...

ok stop saying him~~ start of another
my sai lou
hmmm.. i think after my tai lou, he is the another ppl that i envy, although he cant make a good joke.. but then, he is quite an active boy... can play various type of sport(indoor and outdoor) badminton, basketball, chess... not that kind of children play play but is really playing like a pro... huh... study of course gooder than me la...

well well well...
see the big different among my siblings?
what can i do?
sleep then eat then pang sai then sleep again
dull huh!!

anyway enjoy the song ya..^^

starting out

oh yeah!!! im rewriting my blog again...
recently i read alot of blogs of my friends and other ppl.. i learnt alot of thing... well the old me are quite erm emotional i guess.. haha after read quite a number of blogs, i think im 'wake up' from my 'emo' world.... hmmm should not blame other ppl for my so call 'emo~ing'... so specially thanks to .. thanks alot to this writer.. he write alot of thing... sound funny but quite logic... haha...

starting out?
starting what?
erm i guess i want to start out not to emo~ing... yea!! i will try my best...

2ndly i want to start out study... of coz must study.. exam is like only 2 more week i guess.. hahaha.. a lot of ppl asking me when is the exam.. and i was stunt for a min and answer back 'i dont know'.. zzzz.. what the~~ i got the time table, and i just open and 'read' the time table for only one time.. hmmm i guess i dont want to face the truth that im going to taking STPM this years....

oh yeah i remember i told some one before... but what to do... there is no turning back... if time machine really exist, what whould i do... haha you all must be thinking i wish not to take form6.. nope nope.. i wish i bever born!!! yea!! by this way im not going to take any exam.. maybe im born as bird or butterfly, flying around the world.. huh too realistic.. if reborn as a bird more pity... must beware of predator around me.. i dont want be eat by other thing.. nonono!!! so i guess human is the best... better if born in a rich family.. hey!! wake up.. this is life, too much day dreaming wont bring you anywhere...

ok back to the topic again.. starting out to be a good friend.. hmmm.. recently think so much negatively thing until i ignored my friends... haha.. they wouldnt mind i guess, coz this is me.. haha.. i was like emo~ing atleast 1 or 2 time in a month(maybe more)

starting out the new journey of KOK WAI YIN
forget the pass(erm just the bad part only)
hahaha....